The beautiful tale of a girl and a one eyed man

It was a rainy night in Baltimore when Mr Boh strolled into Brewer’s Art. There he sat parched and feeling snacky. Sadly he found himself lonely in the 90’s, before hipsters that craved his sweet sweet iconic (or is it ironic) goodness. When who should walk through the door but that super cute local celebrity, the Utz girl.

She’d never traveled far from home and this night was no different. Their eyes met and at once they knew there was something special. They talked for hours. She helped him to better hide his inebriation and he helped her to loosen up. It was a match made in heaven. Or Charles Street. Whatever. 

That cute Utz girl traveled a lot peddling her tasty wears and Mr Boh fought to be relevant again outside of throwback merchandise, so they saw each other only on weekends and Holidays and the occasional mid week rendezvous.  But through many a trip to ‘The Yard’ to see the O’s and many Sunday’s of tailgating they fell in love.

When the time was right Mr Boh knew what he had to do. He went to Smyth for the perfect ring. Then one fateful night on the water taxi between the Harbor and Fells Point he got down on one knee (clearly in front of the Domino’s sugar factory)  and proposed. With an ecstatic yes she hugged and kissed him. And the rest is history. 

*for the two of you that check this site for updates on the mini-me this is a departure for fun fun reasons.